This came up in my facebook feed and it was good so thought I would share it here. No deception intended just a humorous way of spreading the gospel.
September 9, 2016 at 10:56 AM
HUMAN BENG RECALL Notice!
-Author Unknown.
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary
and a central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units’ code
names Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same
a defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed “Sub-sequential Internal
Non-Morality” or as it is more commonly known and primarily
expressed, “S.I.N.”
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
correct this SIN defect.
The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to
bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required!
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the
REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from
the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers’
Instruction Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of
these fixes.
WARNING:
Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction,
voids any Manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers
and problems too numerous to list and, will result in the human
unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER:
The human being units NOT responding to this recall action will
have to be scrapped in the furnace.
The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter The Maker’s facility,
Heaven, so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your PROMPT attention!,
GOD,The Maker
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
important RECALL Notice.